This month’s prompt from Bruce Gargoyle’s Fiction in 50 challenge is… Sincerely Yours. Amazingly, I wrote it in 51 words, which didn’t take a lot of editing!
In response to your request for a refund for faulty goods, the answer is no.
The 5-pt text at the end of your guarantee tells you that. Do you seriously think anything that cheap would last as long as a year?
Got you, sucker!
Have a nice day.
Next month… A kernel of truth (sounds like we could go Nutting again)