I was hoping to use one of the other titles Chuck Wendig gave us the other week, but he’s come out with ‘fiction in the social media world’. I’m wondering about a story in tweets, but I can barely get it past 250 words. Well, short and tweet.
Sir Woebegone tweets
@sir_woebegone believe saw you at #oldqueen party. How’s the rust?
@lordcrotchless R U addressing me?
@sir_woebegone Course I am you stupid beggar. Don’t go all high&mighty with me #toomuchdrink #roundtable
@lordcrotchless you have no manners; please desist from contacting me in this manner
@sir_woebegone @mighty_roar I thought you two should meet up again #oldfriends. Nothing like a spot of gold-counting to warm your hearts
@lordcrotchless @sir_woebegone he’s no friend of mine. At least he gave my #swordofdestiny back
@lordcrotchless @mighty_roar I do not know what you are talking about. Leave me alone #privacy
@sir_woebegone @mighty_roar Don’t go all coy now wellknown the sword was yours. Bet dragon took it – lucky left you with measly life #wart
@lordcrotchless Begone, sir. Have no truck with dragon. Warning #swordofdestiny no light matter
@sir_woebegone Thought sword was merely time travel device. Have you found other uses?
@lordcrotchless What mean you #swordofdestiny? Explain #painofdeath
@sir_woebegone Hah! #swordofdestiny my foot. Bet you went travelling to escape dragon wrath
@lordcrotchless Do not jest sir. Nihil tittilendam draco dormens and all that
@lordcrotchless RT What mean you #swordofdestiny? Explain #painofdeath REPLY
@mighty_roar Just teasing the rustbucket. No need for heavy breathing
@lordcrotchless HEAVY BREATHING wait till I #flame you!
@mighty_roar I know nothing of its uses save time travel. Hope this finds you well. #amreading
@sir_woebegone believe you will find crotchless account closed shortly #toast #amsleeping
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